伦敦8分钟，英国人在BBC上的留言，开骂了......

　　Oh my the Chinese will be a hard act to follow. What a shambles theBritish effort was, very embarrassing indeed. A double decker bus,beckham, an xfactor winner, a sweaty aging rock star, dancers withumbrellas throwng newspapers everywhere. I guess a good symbol ofmodern day Britain. I fear our efforts will always be second class toChina. This might show new labour off for what they are and what theyhave done to our once great country
　　天啊，中国人的表演将是很难去学习，英国的表现是这么的丢脸，丢脸之极。一辆双层公交，贝克汉姆，一个选秀赢家，一个老摇滚明星，一群舞者拿这雨伞乱丢报纸，我猜这就是现代伦敦的标志。我恐怕我们的表现对比中国来说永远只能是二等......

　　The dancing was a bit straggly in the " London " routine . Afterseeing all the cyclists taking part,the Chinese will think "Nobody canafford cars in London "
　　伦敦的例行表演中登场的那些舞者简直就是群魔乱舞。眼看着那些骑着自行车的家伙也来凑热闹，中国人都会认为“伦敦人都买不起车啦”
　　
　　The British "teaser" was ok, but we were disappointed to see theperformer in the wheelchair was not in fact disabled but was leapingaround later in the dance.
　　英国人还不赖，不过当我们发现那位坐轮椅的表演者根本不是残疾的时候--他在稍后的舞蹈中到处蹦达来着 --- 好失望呀么好失望。

　　Did anyone else this the 'London 8 minutes' presentation was - dare Isay it - rubbish!? Leona sang her heart out on top of a ladder, on topof a bus whilst 20 contemporary dancers did their stuff way below. Itwas just so low key relative to what had gone on before it.
　　这儿还有没有人也觉得这次“伦敦8分钟”表演根本就是--恕我直言--垃圾！？Leona站在那巴士顶上的高架子上唱歌，简直把她的小心肝都给吓破了；同时还有那20来个家伙在底下伴舞。跟之前的那些表演相比，真是够丢分的了。
　　
　　But oh, our offering at the closing ceremony was embarrassing.A redbus,a pop singer, an ageing rocker and an overpaid ball kicker wasawful. Where was our great Island heritage portrayed in all thisflummery?
　　哦，我们在闭幕式上的表现真丢脸。一辆红吧是，一个流行歌手，一个摇滚老头，还有个我们付了太多薪水给他的踢球的家伙 -- 这一切都太糟糕了。在这堆乱七八糟的糟粕里头，我们这个伟大岛屿的传承却无处可见。

　　Organisers - please do better for us in 2012.
　　组织者 -- 行行好，好好干～在2012年给我们挣点脸
I'm staying in Singapore and feel embarrassed to go to work tomorrow after that dreadful showing by London 2012　　
　　我住在新加坡，在伦敦2012年可怕的表演过后我明天去工作的时候会感觉很尴尬。

　　I live in Germany and, like the person from Singapore, will be ashamed to meet my friends tomorrow　　
　　我住在德国，就像那个住新加坡人说的，明天去见朋友的时候会变的很丢脸。

　　Jimmy Page and David Beckham have been massive icons of Britishpopular culture. I'm not especially a fan of either, but they perfectlysuited to the ceremony.　　
　　Not bothered either way about Leonawhatshername, but the chief embarrassment, reducing us instantly tolaughing stock of the world and diminishing at a stroke theachievements of our athletes, was the presence of Boris BloodyJohnson!!! This man symbolizes everything wrong with Britain - a deeplyuntalented buffoon, with a thoroughly sinister interior. Get him offthe stage once and for all.
　　Jimmy Page和贝壳都是英国流行文化的重大标志。我并不是他们的粉丝，但他们很适合这个演出。
　　那个叫Leona啥啥的演出我也不觉得糟（就是那个独唱的mm），但是最大的丢人之处，直接把我们埋汰成全世界的笑料并且抹杀了我们的运动员取得的成绩的，就是那个虾米BorisJohnson（伦敦那个混混市长）的出现！这家伙象征着英国所有糟糕的东西——一个完全没有天赋的小丑，内心丑恶。把他永远逐出舞台吧！

　　When I heard about the plans for the London presentation, includingthe "arrangement" of the national anthem and the rehashed 70s rockmusic, I thought "it can't possibly be as bad as I'm imagining it".Well, it wasn't. It was a thousand, toe-curlingly hideous times worse.Against the dignity, seriousness and power of the Chinese displays, itwas so far beyond embarrassing, my brain has already almost forgottenit, in a desperate paroxysm of self-defence.
　　当我听到伦敦发表的计划，包括“安排的”国歌和70年代的摇滚歌曲，我想这不可能比我想象的还要糟糕，好了，它不是，它是千万倍的更加糟糕。对比尊严的，严肃的和力量的中国表演，它比丢脸还要丢脸，在绝望的自我保护状态下，我的大脑已经将它忘记。

　　omg, I hope our eight minutes during the closing ceremony is not a foretaste of the tackiness to come in four years time. "　　
　　It felt a lot longer than eight minutes..... Every cringe and every gasp of horror made it feel like a lifetime!　　
　　If that is all we have to offer, lets hope the rest of the world has popped out down the pub when we take centre stage.　　
　　Our athletes deserve much better than this, they did us proud inBeijing (lets not forget the Paralympics too) and will continue to doso.
　　饿滴神，我希望闭幕式这8分钟不是预示着四年之后我们要展示出来的东西。
　　这个感觉不止8分钟，希望我们跑上台去表演的时候世界上其他人都跑出去泡吧了……（哈哈）
　　我们的运动员值得比这个好得多的东西，他们为我们在北京赢得了骄傲（别忘了还有残奥会）并且会继续这样做。
Mindyou, from the wretched logo to the vacuous miming chick to David BloodyBeckham, it was all a perfect reflection of London and England as theynow are: cheap, tatty, shallow, and above all laughing enormously attheir own jokes while the rest of the world looks on with contempt.Perfect. 　　
　　Now, 2012... where can I go to avoid it all? Please can I move to China?
　　现在，2012－－跑到哪里我可以完全的避开它？请问我能搬到中国去吗？

　　I have been glued to the Olympics constantly and very proud of Team GBbut my god what on earth was that 8 minute section in the closingceremony.　　
　　The chinese put on a fantastic show and we have basically a red bus and a sparkler.　　
　　Who ever put this together should be sacked before we are embarressed anymore.　　
　　By the way BBC should be given a gold medal for the coverage, first class.
　　我一直迷着奥运会，也很为英国队的表现骄傲，可是饿滴神啊，闭幕式的8分钟到底在干啥啊！
　　中国人的表演非常令人着迷，可我们就只有一辆红巴士和一些发光物（是指巴士变形后出来的绿哇哇的东西咩？）
　　把这些东西搞到一起去的人应该被炒鱿鱼，在我们继续丢人之前。
　　ps：bbc的报道应该给颁一块金牌，一流的。

A beautifullyorganised Games all around, then Boris appears, jacket undone, lookinglike a drunk who gatecrashed the party, what an embarrassment　　
　　一个组织有序的美丽的运动会，然后Boris出现了，
　　衣冠不整　　
　　像个酒鬼一样冲进了派对　　
　　多么令人羞耻啊！！！！！
Ihave a Grandson living and working in Beijing and I only hope he staysunder cover until the humilation dies down a little. It certainly willnever go away. 　　
　　In 8 mins we have become the laughing stock of the world.　　
　　我有一个孙子生活和工作在北京，我只希望他在这丢人的气氛减小前藏好自己。它肯定永远不会消失。 　　
　　在这8分钟，我们已成为世界笑柄

　　I thought it was fine. Are we going to have to look forward to anotherfour years of whingeing about the Olympics? If so, I'm glad I'm livingin China.　　
　　（哈哈哈这大哥比较安心）
　　我觉得不错，是不是我们不得不面对着另外四年关于奥运会的抱怨？如果是的，我很高兴我现在住在中国。

　　—— Leona！ Poor girls must be so nervous!
　　—— She sounds like a whale mating 　　　　
　　I didn't think it was possibly but this both sucks and blows. 　　　
　　Grow up London 2012 and stop trying to be so 'cool'. This is embarrassing. 　
—— 利昂娜！可怜的姑娘们很紧张吧!
　　—— 她听起来像是只正在交配的鲸鱼 　
我都不忍心这么说，但是这个的确是又SB又NC
　　成熟点，London 2012，别那么装酷。真丢人

　　Funny how the Beijing Olympics had absolutely nothing to do withBeijing. They were all about China. But the London Olympics areapparently all about London. 　　
　　有趣的是，北京奥运和北京没什么太大关系，而是关于整个中国。但是伦敦奥运很明显只和伦敦有关 　　
　　
　　Is anyone else finding this all a bit shabby after the chinese dancing etc 　　
　　大家有没有发现，在中国的舞蹈等等后面出场，他们显得多么寒酸啊
Why don't my buses look like that? 　　
　　汗，我坐的公交车怎么不像那个样子

　　The Chinese did it again the closing was amazing. First class and outof this world. The one negative was the London Show what in the heckwas that. In Athens when the Chinese did there welccome to show it wasamazing and you knew you where going to get something special inBeijing. I hope that London does better than what they showed to-day.
　　中国人又让他们的闭幕式（和开幕式一样）一样NB，世界一流甚至超越世界！唯一让人不爽恶心呕吐的是伦敦的8分钟。在雅典闭幕式的时候，中国人华丽丽滴欢迎表演，就让人知道北京会展现出他的特别之处。我希望伦敦会比我们今天所看到的做得好些。

　　Replicate it, we don’t have a chance it hell. For one thing we’ll belucky to find 1% of the volunteers from Beijing. Perhaps all the peopleclaiming on benefits should be forced to volunteer !!!　　
　　Smith, London
　　复制它,我们根本没不许说脏话机会.其中一点如果我们走运的话我们能找到相当北京1%的志愿者.可能所有人都在抢夺本该属于志愿者的利益.

Thank you family of China. Thank you Beijing 2008.
　　We are all Children of the World and China have proved that to us.
　　All of the Olympians deserve credit for all the dedication and effort.It is the Greatest Show on Earth. With the best of the best. 2012 willbe a great test for GB and as one Nation what a great challenge for us.
　　谢谢你中国，谢谢你北京2008
　　我们都是世界之子，中国向我们证明了这个道理。
　　所有选手的努力都是值得的。这是地球上最伟大的盛会。最中之最。2012对英国来说是一个考验Well done, China! You havegiven the world a magnificent Olympics despite the efforts of thechattering classes in the Western media to portray you as someStalinist state.
　　中国棒极了！你给了整个世界一个精彩绝伦的奥运会，与此同时西方媒体还在喋喋不休的努力把你塑造成斯大林主义似的的国家。

　　The female who hugged Yao Ming was Lauren Jackson, an Australiabasketball player playing in WNBA. After Yao entered NBA, there wasrumor she had a crush on Yao, but Yao turned her down. There were manygossip about them.
　　So, seeing them hugging at the closing ceremonyreally really made me laugh, because 4 years ago, at the closingceremony of Athens Olympic, Yao and his girlfriend 'Ye Li' came outtogether and that was the first time their relationship went public
（外国人也知道姚明的八卦啊）
　　那个在闭幕式上拥抱姚明的女运动员是在WNBA打球的LaurenJackson，当姚进入NBA打球时，他们曾经发生过一段绯闻,但是姚拒绝了她>_<看到他们在闭幕式上拥抱真是太好玩了，你知道四年前在雅典的闭幕式上，姚和他的女朋友叶莉第一次手牵手出现在公众面前

　　What was that red bus /umbrellagarbage all about? What an embarrassment for UK. It was not so much thepathetic handover performance that upset me, but the arrogant, rude anddisgraceful behavior of London’s mayor Boris Johnson when attending thehandover party in Bejing. Show some respect Mr BJ ! Beijing was agracious host and deserves some praise at the handover.　　
　　Robert, Windsor
　　不许说脏话红色巴士和垃圾雨伞到底是虾米啊？？！！真是给英国丢脸啊。从来没有比这次可怜的交接仪式更雷到我的了。而那个伦敦市长BorisJohnson 在北京闭幕式的交接仪式上无知、粗鲁和毫无尊重的表现更是丢人。给北京一点尊重吧！北京是个热情和蔼的主人，在交接仪式上值得尊重！！

　　Production of Global sporting superstars at the 2008 Beijing Games iscorrect and will remain memorable. Yet, some of us tend to place focuson matters of less importance and one wonders what is their ulteriormotives. All countries with high crime rates should learn from theserecently concluded games, and note that it is of high importance todevelop the youths sporting potential from a tender age, so that theirhigh energy can be burnt in the right direction and not in criminalactivities.　　
　　Hollis N Hosein, Trinidad and Tobago -WI
　　让北京举办地球上最盛大的体育盛会无疑是正确的，而且将会难以忘怀。我们中的一些人光注意那些根本不重要的细节，而且还有人觉得他们（中国）是别有用心滴。
　　所有高犯罪率的国家都应该从最近结束的奥运会学点什么，而且注意一下在豆蔻年华就发掘青少年的潜力是很重要滴，让他们的精力在正确的方向燃烧，而不是在犯罪行为上发光！和挑战。
　　　　
　　Well done China on a fantastic organisation of the games which wasflawless and Team GB for their medal haul. Thank you China for puttingthe U.S into second place.
　　（注意看最后一句 --）　　　　
　　中国在赛会的组织上干的棒极了，梦幻一般的毫无瑕疵。英国选手也一样。谢谢你，中国，你们让美国掉到第二的位置去了。

8minutes of total rubbish , What the hell are we playing at , That wholebus thing and crazy people was a total sham , And as for the indiangirl representing the children of England well I have seen it all now .What a mess , 2012 wont be a patch on this olympics.　　
　　sam, london
　　8分钟是彻头彻尾的垃圾，我们不许说脏话到底在表演什么啊？乱七八糟的巴士和疯子一样的表演者简直丢脸丢大发鸟。而对于那个代表英国的印度女孩，简直看不下去了。什么破玩意儿嘛。2012年伦敦根本不配举办奥运会！

　　Well done China, well presented games, Boris came across well, showedwe have a good mayor, who knows what London has to do to ensure we puton a good show, advice from those of us who are still British is dumpmost of the things in the 8 minutes as they are not in tune withLondon/British values or what people know us for, increase the use ofthe union flag as the useless logo looks half useful in that guise!Boris has clearly been saddled with Livingston’s leftie leftovers, dumpthem be bold!　　
　　[GlobalTemplar], Kingston upon Thames, United Kingdom
　　中国，干得不错！是一场精心准备的奥运会，Boris的出现也还好，显示出我们有多么优秀的一个市长啊，他知道伦敦应该做什么来显示我们可以举办好奥与会，我们这些人的大多数根本不明白伦敦/英国价值的人的建议都在8分钟里面出现鸟，或者说让世人对我们滴像一个没用的logo一样的联邦国旗又多了点印象。
　　Boris清楚滴展示了一个左派份子的垃圾形象，我们打包把他倒掉吧！！
　　（这段翻译得不好，这人反讽能力太强了，囧）
Ithas been a long time that I felt embarrassed for 8 long minutes. Ireally hope the organizers get there act together for the 2012 Olympicsin London, because whether we like it or not the Chinese did awonderful job from beginning to end. Whether true or false, let us hopethe Red Arrows will do a fly past at the opening ceremony in Londonbecause that will be something worth watching, unless of course Borishas something up his sleeve to surprise us all.　　
　　Rose, Bicester
　　很长一段时间内，我都为我们的8分钟感到丢脸，我真心希望那些组织者去为了我们的2012年伦敦奥运会，一起去那里（北京）看看，因为不管我们喜欢与否，中国人从头到尾都做得非常棒。无论正确与否，让我们希望在伦敦开幕式前the RedArrows（英国红箭飞行表演队，在BBC开幕式的评论上就有英国人提到我们不会又上红箭吧，看来英国果然只有红箭啊-_-）能够腾飞起来，只有那样，说不定才有点看头，除非Boris又把他的手揣在兜里，来给我们所有人一个惊喜！

Inthe London segment in the final countdown at the end of the Bejingolypics was total rubbish. If that is the best we can do to portrayourselves, then what will the rest of the world think. As a once greatcountry we are now behind the third world, Shame　　　　Thomas Smith, Newcastle upon Tyne　　伦敦在北京奥运会上最后的表现简直是垃圾。如果那些就是我们最好的东西，世界上其他人会怎么看？？一个曾经伟大的国家，如今却还不如第三世界，丢脸！！！　　There is one word for the "London 2012" presentation at the Beijing Olympic closing ceremony...naff !　　This includes Boris Johnson who looked as though he is in need of adecent tailor. It would help if he buttoned up his jacket. He lookedlike a 4th form schoolboy.　　The Chinese show was magnificent. Our athletes were brilliant.　　　　Delewar, Colchester　　只能用一个词来形容代表“伦敦2012”在北京奥运会闭幕式上的表现---白开水！　　这其中包括咱们的市长大人Boris Johnson ，他看起来需要一个体面的形象顾问，如果他把扣子扣上，看起来也不会那么囧，他看起来像一个4年级的中学生！　　中国的闭幕式非常恢宏壮观，我们的运动员们也优秀。The closing ceremony was just fine apart from the British bit which was simply atrocious!　　Why did we have some prehistoric rock guitarist and a talent showwinner miming to some abysmal sound track? What has David Beckham gotto do with the Olympics? Hardly portrays a young, vibrant and excitingvision of what the 2012 games might offer.　　If this is an exampleof how good London's Olympics is going to be, then perhaps Boris shouldask the Chinese to keep the Olympic flame in Beijing.　　　　[BirdGirlsCanFly]　　除去英国糟糕透顶的表演部分，闭幕式还是不错滴。　　为什么我们要找一些过气的摇滚吉他手和糟透的选秀歌手来刺激我们？？贝克汉姆掺和在奥运会中做什么？？我们几乎不能展现2012年伦敦可能提供的一个年轻、有活力和令人兴奋的印象。　　如果这是伦敦奥运会将会展现出来的样子，也许Boris先生应该叫中国人把奥运会旗留在北京！　　The Beijing to London handover shows how ill equipped we are to deal with an event of this scale.　　Compared to spectacular displays by the Chinese, our offering is a pathetic embarrassment.　　The 2012 Party belongs on Blue Peter and was on par with an end ofterm school show: Scouting for Girls destroying London’s Calling;Morrisons’ theme tune by Last Choir Standing and The Feeling playingwith no feeling at all.　　Is this all Britain has to offer?　　　　Helen, Liverpool　　北京-伦敦交接仪式显示出我们对应对这种盛大场合是多么的囧啊。　　相比中国华丽恢宏的闭幕式，我们的表演简直是去丢脸滴！　　2012年的开幕式应该是以Blue Peter 为主吧，而闭幕式会以中学毕业晚会的形式来搞：调戏女孩子的声音毁坏伦敦的通讯；合唱团唱Morrisons的诗歌腔调；唯一的感觉就是没有感觉。　　这就是英国能够提供的？？？？　　The Chinese showed their rich heritage and history in a dignified and beautiful performance.　　Us? We showed just what a farce 2012 will be.　　Our country's heritage (prior to the last government!) is one to beproud of. We have customs and a richer history than many others. So whyare we showing a logo from the 70's (I'm a designer, it's shocking!)and a display of ageing rock, one-hit wonders, chavs and only modernLondon?　　I'm proud to be English, but in 2012? I may be moving...　　　　Angela, Chesterfield　　中国人以一种高贵和美仑美焕的演出，展现了他们最辉煌的历史和灿烂的文化．　　我们呢？？我们却只显示了2012年一场闹剧．　　我们国家的历史文化值得我们每个人骄傲，我们有着比世界上其他任何国家都丰富的习俗和历史．那我们为什么却要拿出一个７０年代的logo（我是个设计师，太雷人了！）和过时的摇滚blabla的东西，以及现代的伦敦来秀？？　　作为英国人我很骄傲，但是对于2012？？我可能会搬走．．．．．　　Lets hope the UK can match the chinese games with same character andskill! Well its all up to Boris now and his management capabillities!!We know our athletes are capable!! Mind you he has on hell of a job tobeat!!　　　　[newtried], maidenhead, United Kingdom　　让我们期待国家能够整出和中国的表演和技术相媲美的奥运会吧．当然现在这都要看Ｂoris的管理能力了！！我们都知道我们的运动员都有这个能力！！希望他能小宇宙大爆发！Whycouldn't the BBC TV commentators just shut up when there is music onthe screen? They did the same stupid thing at the opening and onceagain today. The TV is there for us to WATCH and when the music is onwhy give commentary? Also so much about history and the meaning of thisand the meaning of that and the symbolism of this and that. For Heavanssake WHY did they not just shut up and let us listen to the music, tothe drums and all that was happening. This was a disastrous coverage.　　　　Hercules, London　　ＢＢＣ电视播音员能不能在音乐响起的时候闭上他的乌鸦嘴？？他们今天又和开幕式的时候一样犯了同样的错误．音乐响器的时候，电视是给我们＂看＂的，为什么在那里ＪＪＷＷ说个不停？？　　太多太多关于历史的评论了，一会儿这个是什么，一会儿那个是什么，这个代表什么，那个象征什么．有完没完！！　　上帝啊，为什么他们不闭上臭嘴让我们好好聆听这音乐，鼓声以及所有的一切？这场报道真ＴＭＤ恶心　　606: "A beautifully organised Games all around, then Boris appears,jacket undone, looking like a drunk who gatecrashed the party, what anembarrassment."　　一场有条不紊的庆祝仪式华美进行中，这时boris（伦敦市长）像个醉汉一样敞着领子突然闯了进来，真他妈令人尴尬。　　　　AND HERE'S BECKS! AND A WOMAN IN A RUNNING OUTFIT PLAYING A VIOLIN!Becks boots a ball into the crowd... just the one, and it doesn't quitemake the crowd... a couple of officials have a bit of a scrabble overit... and that's that, London's eight minutes are up... what to make ofthat?　　小贝出来了！还有在跑动人群中拉小提琴的女人。小贝将一个足球踢向人群......只有一个，没有引起太大的骚动。。。两个工作人员乱扒了一通......就这些，伦敦八分钟结束了......谁明白这是想表达什么意思吗？

呵呵！

呵呵
确实看不懂英国的 文化
呵呵

翻译的蛮有意思嘛

呵。。愤的人不少。。

Jimmy Page 老头子宝刀未老
Led Zeppelin 英伦摇滚界的骄傲，偶的最爱乐队。。。

唯一不满的是那个伦敦市长用手指指人（指示志愿者替他拿会旗），还有跟罗格握手后没理北京市长，还是北京市长走下台的时候主动跟他握手。不知道大家注意到没有。

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原帖由 kevinlin 于 2008-8-26 15:32 发表
唯一不满的是那个伦敦市长用手指指人（指示志愿者替他拿会旗），还有跟罗格握手后没理北京市长，还是北京市长走下台的时候主动跟他握手。不知道大家注意到没有。

那一段我正好尿尿去了，没有看到，
只听mm说那个家伙好像拿不动旗帜,